Wouldn't it be a laugh if you did what you said you'd do?
i won't hold my breath, though, 'cause let-downs are how i define you
good enough for the girl on her fourteenth birthday
wouldn't it be a laugh if you turned out okay?
i got a letter in the mail
it said you were going away
i guess you finally crossed the line and
did something that they can put you away for
the judge looked down at you and said
he thinks you're despicable
what he wants ringing through your head
is that you're despicable
do you know you're despicable?
and i bested you
but the worst was yet to come
they arrested you
'til you were caught, well, I'm sure that you thought it was fun
I knew you'd fall
I knew you would be caught
i got a letter in the mail
it said you were going away
i guess you finally crossed the line and
did something that they can put you away for.